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Samples		Homer Jay Simpson Born: May 12th 1956 Job: Saftey Inspector at the local Nucleur Plant in sector 7G Enemy: Flanders, Patty and Selma Friends: Lenny, Carl, Moe, Barney Details: Born on a small farm Homer enjoyed his early years drinking beer and watching TV. He met his spouse Marge in high school. He has had various jobs including an astronaut, head of sanitation, navel officer, Smithers and provided the voice of cartoon character Poochie. He punched George Bush in the face and was once sent to a mental home. He one a grammy and the one time Burns award for outstanding excelence and gave one of his kidneys to Abe Simpson. He met his mother once and fought for the heavy weight title. Homer has also manged a country singer, become a hippy, been a mascot for the Springfield Isotopes, accused of sexual harassment, became purpossly overweight to claim disability and work from home, nearly cheated on Marge twice, appeared on a Japanese sopbox and had a triple bypass.
		Bart Simpson Born: April 1st 1980 full name: Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson First word: ''Aye Carumba'' Friends: Milhouse Van Houten Details: Being the eldest sibling in the Simpson family Bart is known for his reclus behaviour. He once sawed the head of the town founders statue and he has had 3 loves in his life, Greta Wolfcastle, Laura Powers and Jessica Lovejoy. His hero is Krusty the Clown and on many attempts his arch enemy Sideshow Bob has tried to kill him. He secretly owns a stamp collection and once used a fake idea to rent a car and go on a road trip with some friends. He stared in a commercial when he was a baby but legally left home once he found out Homer had spent all the profits. He saved Mr Burn's life by donating rare double-O-negative blood and he won an elephant named Stampy in a radio contest. He once became famous for being the ''I didn't do it boy' and once went 7 months without a bath.
		Lisa Simpson Age: 8 Musical talent: Plays the saxophone and Guitar First word: ''Bart'' Loves: Ponies Details: The brains of the family Lisa often outsmarts the smartest of Springfiledians. She joined Mensa for the intulectually gifted and she is viewed as a geek at school. She has had several love interests such as her substitute teacher Mr Burgstrom who she had a crush on and her first boyfriend Nelson Muntz. She once owned a pony who she named Princess but had to give her up due to family money problems and she also went to Washinton after winning a Readers Digest book report on America. She often does well in tests achieving straight A and has only obtained one F in her lifetime. She served as Little Miss Springfield for a short while, ivented a talking doll named Lisa Lionheart, joined a pee-wee hocky team, found out that Jebediah Springfield was a pirate and was moved up a grade early. She also passed second grade as the first female cadet at Rommelwood Military academy. Her idol is the late jazz musician Bleeding Gums Murphy. She also became a babysitter, hosted Kidz-Newz show and preveted a great red-wood tree being cut down. She is also a vegitarian.
		Marge Simpson Age: 34 Admirers: Artie Ziff, Mr Burns, Moe Hair dye: Blue #56. Details: Marge. Well what can I say. She tends to be the most unpopular character on the show due to being the motherm of the family and always nagging and being safe. However she was once sent to prison for shop lifting, took steroids to build up her muscles and mistakenly had breast implants. She has had one close affair with bowler Jacques, organised a town protest to ban 'Itchy and Scratchy' because it was deemed to violent to show on TV, painted a nude potrait of Mr Burns, and developed a gambling addiction. Bringing up 3 kids hasnt been easy for her. She once had a nervous breakdown, went oon the lam with her neighbour Ruth Powers, and played a lead role in the musical 'Oh Streetcar.' She has also had various jobs including a police women, substitute teacher, pretzel seller, worker at the nucleur plant, house sales women and carhop waitress. Her favourite singer is Tom Jones, she has two sisters Patty and Selma and met her husband Homer in college.
		Maggie Simpson Age: 1 First word: ''Daddy'' Enemy: Gerald the mono-brow baby Details: The youngest in the family Maggie is always known for sucking on her pacifier and not saying anything. She's saved Homer's life twice buy catching a bottle heading for his head and taking out fat Tonys mob with a sniper rifle. Although she did knock Homer out with a malet after being influenced by the violence on ''Itchy and Scratchy'' She sometimes drinks from the dog's bowl and led a baby rebellion at Ayn Rand School for tots. In her most famed moment she also accidently shot Mr Burns.

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